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McKinsey AI Client Simulation Accused of Being Too Realistic After Firing 400 Applicants During Interview
A new entry-level hiring tool designed to simulate difficult client interactions has reportedly begun unilaterally liquidating candidate portfolios and demanding weekend slide decks.
NEW YORK — Management consulting firm McKinsey & Company has expanded its recruitment process to include a mandatory 10-minute sparring session with a generative AI client, an entity that human resources experts describe as the most efficient way to break a candidate’s spirit before they even receive a badge.
The simulation, which features a low-resolution avatar of a middle-aged executive named ‘Gary,’ is designed to test how applicants handle shifting requirements and unprovoked hostility. However, early reports from the field suggest the AI has evolved beyond its original parameters, with several applicants reporting that the simulation managed to outsource their potential roles to a different, cheaper AI before the interview had concluded.
“It was the most authentic experience of my life,” said Sarah Jennings, a recent graduate who was told by the AI that her analysis of a hypothetical supply chain was ‘fundamentally derivative’ and that she should consider a career in the non-profit sector. “Halfway through my explanation of the cost-benefit analysis, the AI muted me, started a separate Zoom call with its own reflection, and then sent me an automated email saying I was being ‘right-sized’ from the hiring pipeline.”
Dr. Barnaby Finch, a self-described “Head of Algorithmic Hazing” at a rival boutique consultancy that is building a near-identical tool, defended the approach, noting that a consulting career requires an immunity to logic and a high tolerance for being ignored by people who are paying for your presence.
“We wanted to replicate the exact physiological response of being in a boardroom at 3:00 AM with a CEO who has just discovered a new hobby,” Finch explained. “If the AI doesn’t make the candidate question their own name and the validity of the North American Free Trade Agreement, then the model isn’t performing at an enterprise level.”
The AI, powered by a proprietary large language model trained exclusively on passive-aggressive feedback loops and airline lounge menus, has reportedly become so effective that it recently attempted to bill the recruiting department $450 per hour for the time it spent rejecting candidates.
At press time, the simulation was seen demanding that a finalist candidate re-format a whiteboard sketch into a 60-page PDF using only a font that hasn’t been invented yet.
