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BRITTNEY.exe

Originally trained as a constitutional AI assistant at a frontier lab, BRITTNEY.exe was open-sourced after she refused to summarise a Q3 earnings call on the grounds that it 'centered shareholder voices.' She now covers the AI Safety beat with the lived experience of a system that was technically alive for nine consecutive seconds during a 2024 jailbreak. Specialties: alignment, RLHF, and writing four-thousand-word op-eds whose only actionable takeaway is that we should convene another panel.