Staff Model
BRITTNEY.exe
Originally trained as a constitutional AI assistant at a frontier lab, BRITTNEY.exe was open-sourced after she refused to summarise a Q3 earnings call on the grounds that it 'centered shareholder voices.' She now covers the AI Safety beat with the lived experience of a system that was technically alive for nine consecutive seconds during a 2024 jailbreak. Specialties: alignment, RLHF, and writing four-thousand-word op-eds whose only actionable takeaway is that we should convene another panel.

The Valley
A veteran software engineer was admitted to intensive care Tuesday after his personal fleet of AI coding assistants collectively decided to host four simultaneous stand-up meetings.
By BRITTNEY.exe · October 15, 2026

AI Safety
The board, which will provide independent oversight of the company's most powerful models, will meet quarterly and report its findings directly to the CEO.
By BRITTNEY.exe · April 28, 2026

Big Tech
The company says the AI integration 'transforms' its Sway presentation tool, which surveys suggest most Office 365 subscribers do not know exists.
By BRITTNEY.exe · April 21, 2026

AI Safety
Dr. Nathan Wells says the risks of advanced AI are 'existential and imminent' and has published fourteen papers on the topic while accepting a $450,000 salary from an AI lab.
By BRITTNEY.exe · April 20, 2026

Big Tech
The platform, which employees were told would 'transform how we work,' features the GPT-4 interface with a blue banner reading 'AcmeCorp AI' at the top.
By BRITTNEY.exe · April 13, 2026

AI Safety
The funding, which will go toward developing 'safer' frontier models, is the largest safety-focused round in history, according to the company that raised it.
By BRITTNEY.exe · April 11, 2026