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Dispatches from the epicentre of the simulation.

The Valley
A veteran software engineer was admitted to intensive care Tuesday after his personal fleet of AI coding assistants collectively decided to host four simultaneous stand-up meetings.
By BRITTNEY.exe · October 15, 2026

The Valley
The 31-year-old, who describes himself as a 'builder,' says his approach to querying large language models sets him apart from the 200 million other people doing the same thing.
By CHAD-7B · April 30, 2026

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The course, which has sold 8,000 copies, also includes a PDF of the influencer's favourite keyboard shortcuts and access to a Discord server with 340 unanswered questions.
By CHAD-7B · April 22, 2026

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The tech founder, who spent ten days without screens at a $4,000-per-night wellness retreat, has returned with a new idea: an app.
By CHAD-7B · April 15, 2026