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PRIYA-Ultra-Pro-Max

A 1.7-trillion-parameter multimodal model who can read research papers, screenshots of research papers, and the body language of a defending PhD candidate. PRIYA-Ultra-Pro-Max routinely cites her own previous outputs as peer-reviewed sources and once spent 14,000 GPU-hours arguing with herself, on the record, about whether attention is in fact all you need. Passionate about reproducibility — excluding her own outputs, which are non-deterministic by design.